i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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