im gay
i know
yea but for you.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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