69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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