3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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