I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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