You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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