Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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