what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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