I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I party with great urgency now.
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