So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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