Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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