it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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