I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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