The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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