Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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