I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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