Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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