Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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