a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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