you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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