So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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