How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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