Are we in a gay sports bar?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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