Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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