i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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