talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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