I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Hippo gnu deer
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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