He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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