Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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