Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My dick has a subreddit
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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