new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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