i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
