I love black thongs
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
No more Irish car bombs ever.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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