Those balls look pretty dangerous.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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