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I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm having to shit out rocks
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