my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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