I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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