i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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