she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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