Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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