This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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