It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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