i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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