found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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