chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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