Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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