She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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