: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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