# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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