Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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