Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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