Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
No stitches, just platelets and will power
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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