I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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