people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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