So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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