Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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